All of my weird Questions (there is a lot)?

Thre may be some repeats sorry ,( i used to ask these all of the time and somethims i repete my self

Since there is a rule that states “i” before “e” except after “c”, wouldn’t “science” be spelled wrong?
When a boy is named after his dad, he is called ‘Junior,’ but
what do you call a girl that is named after her mother?
If a bunch of cats jump on top of each other, is it still called a dog pile?
If you went back in time and killed your mother would you disappear the moment you killed her?
If you die and you have a broken leg do they take the cast off?
Do stairs go up or down?
How old are you before it can be said you died of old age?
If nobody buys a ticket to a movie do they still show it?
Why are both of Spongebob’s parents round like sea sponges while he is square like a kitchen sponge?
If the FBI breaks your door down do they have to pay for it?
Can you cry underwater?
What shape is the sky?
If you only have one eye…are you blinking or winking?
Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a race car not called a racist?
After they make Styrofoam, what do they ship it in?
Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to
Can fat people go skinny-dipping?
Who killed the Dead Sea?
How old are you before it can be said you died of old age?
If nobody buys a ticket to a movie do they still show it?
Why are both of Spongebob’s parents round like sea sponges while he is square like a kitchen sponge?
If the FBI breaks your door down do they have to pay for it?
Can you cry underwater?
What shape is the sky?
If you only have one eye…are you blinking or winking?
Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a race car not called a racist?
After they make Styrofoam, what do they ship it in?
Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to
Can fat people go skinny-dipping?
Who killed the Dead Sea?
If a fly has no wings would you call him a walk?
If a turtle doesn’t have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
If you jog backwards, will you gain weight?
Why can’t we tickle ourselves?
Where does your lap go when you stand up?
What is the speed of dark?
What happened to the first 6 UP’s?
If you can see your breath outide on a cold day, could you see your fart?
How come you pay an extra 25 cents to get something put on your hamburger but they don’t take off the price if you get something taken off?
If a baseball player hits a home run over the fence, but then dies before he can run around the bases, does the home run count?
Do you wake up or open your eyes first?
If an ambulance is on its way to save someone, and it runs someone over, does it stop to help them?
How do you handcuff a one-armed man?
what does the K in K-mart actually stand for?
Why are things typed up but written down?
If it is a 50 mph wind and you drive your car at 50mph downwind, if you stick your head outside would you feel the wind?
If you wear contact lens and you died with them in your eyes, do they take them out?
Why is it illegal to park in a handicapped parking space but its ok to use a handicapped toilet?
If you pay for a vacation and your plane crashes on the way there, do you get you money back? (Granted you lived)
Can you put a gay man in a straight jacket?
Do Jewish vampires avoid crosses or Stars of David?
How come French fries are not considered vegetables, since they are just deep fried potatoes?
Are people who are allergic to nuts allergic to coconuts too?
If you made biscuits with chocolate milk instead of regular milk, would they taste chocolaty?
What if you were to ask a genie to grant you more than three wishes for one of you wishes?
If a pack of gum says that each piece is 10 calories, is that amount just chewing the gum, or also for swallowing it?
Do suicide hotlines have hold?
Why is Donkey Kong called “DONKEY” Kong if he’s a monkey?
Why doesn’t glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Do penguins have knees?
Why did Sally sell seashells on the seashore when you can just pick them up anyway?
In libraries, do they put the bible in the fiction or non-fiction section?
If you pamper a cow, do you get spoiled milk?
If a doctor suddenly died while doing surgery, would the other doctors work on the doctor or the patient?
Why is it when your sleeping it`s called drool but when your awake its called spit?
How does Freddy Kruger wipe his butt?
if you’re on an American airline, and you land in Canada and stay on the plane, is the drinking age still 21 or does it change to 19?
What happens if every team in the NFL goes 8-8?
Why do you click on start to exit Microsoft Windows?
Does a postman deliver his own mail?
Why are SOFTballs hard?
What ever happened to an E grade? We have A,B,C,D,F but no E.
Does anyone actually kill two birds with one stone?
Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
U can look at them try 2 answer them i dont care

Is there a way to disable the video abilities on my son’s ipod nano?

His overnight camp claims you can, and he needs to in order to take it with him! HELP!

Are there any pc game controllers for the disable?

I’m a quad with very limited use of my hands. right now i’m using my mouse for pc games. mostly first-person shooters. but i need something a little better, so i won’t be doing alot of camping when i play. lol! but seriously…something like a joystick or xbox thingy. any suggestions please?

Is there anything we can do, in a legal recourse way, to get luggage back from a major NorthAmerican bus line?

SORRY this turned out so long – I tried to only include relevant details -

First of all my fiance and I are both experienced travelers with this bus service. We know the process. About five months ago my fiance, who’s blind by the way, cane & braille-the works, was traveling with this company and they did put the little identifying ticket stub thingy on his one suitcase and put it under the bus with the assurance that they would get it back to him safe. When my fiance got off the bus and waited beside the bus where the other passengers were getting their luggage, his suitcase was never brought to him. He called out until he found a worker and they referred him to the information desk.

Anyway they finally said that the suitcase wasn’t removed from the bus and it would be taken to some warehouse where apparently they store lost luggage. After he got home we immediately called the company who said they would send out some kind of claim file application or something and work from there. They said we should get that within 30 days. We still have not received it.

So we’ve called and called until we’re sick of it. Finally in August they said we’ve located it and we’ll send it to our local bus station. It will remain there for 10 days and then go back to the warehouse if not picked up. Both of us being visually impaired arranged public transportation (not free in our area) to go there on the 5th day of the 10-day period and yep you guessed it – no suitcase, no explanation.

So we’ve been calling them about once or twice a week and they’ve assigned us a lost suitcase tracking number and an inventory #, given us three phone numbers for the bus warehouse which all of them had the “this number no longer in service” message.

Every communication we’ve had with them has been initiated from us until yesterday. Oh and on the phone we always get these ppl with very thick accents; evidently we’re calling somebody on the other side of the planet to try to find our suitcase! Anyway yesterday we get a form letter from the company saying they appreciated us being customers, were sorry for any “inconvenience” we’ve suffered and hope we’ll continue busing with them. NO mention of the problem we’re STILL having or solutions.

I think they need to pay to have our suitcase delivered to our door. I think they should offer us free travel to anywhere we want that they go to for at least the amount of time we’ve had to wait! How do we do this? Like I said we keep calling. Nothing keeps happening.

Is there a free pass for disable vets to camp in our Nations parks.?

I live in N.Y. and the state parks do it. I was wondering if Federal parks were like that
Thank all of you.

where in the u.s.is there a good boot camp,for a disabled mother with fixed income(please tell me!)?

my 15 year old is flunking out of h.s.,talks back,drinks,and running around with kids that are getting buzzed,on what ?